Fifty Shades Of Grey (Have Taken Her Away)

by CelticRadio 12 years ago 1,664 Views

Spoof song on the phenomenally popular work of literature, by Chris WardGet the song from iTunes:http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/fifty-shades-grey-have-taken/id555815089Get the song from CD Baby:http://cdbaby.com/cd/chrisward5Chris' Website Link:http://www.chriswardmusic.comLyrics:Well I am just a simple man and I lead a simple lifeBut lately I've been wondering what's happened to my wifeShe used to keep me company - we used to do OKBut now it seems she's left me for a man called Christian GreyShe's upstairs in the bedroom, I'm down here on my ownI hear the heavy breathing and a loud ecstatic moanYou'd swear she had a man up there but every time I lookShe's underneath the covers with that bloody book.Fifty Shades of Grey have taken her awayEach and every day - reading Fifty Shades of GreyShe went down to her mother's, I went through all the drawers.I found that bloody book and read it till my eyes were soreAnd even though the story was too silly to be realI followed the shenanigans of Anastasia SteeleFor those who have not read it perhaps I should explainThis book comes with a message - 'there's pleasure in the pain'So tie me to the bedpost, get out your whips and chainsAnd let's all have a party - reading E.L. JamesFifty Shades of Grey have taken her awayEach and every day - reading Fifty Shades of GreyI went onto the internet and I was quite surprisedAt all the different places selling kinky merchandiseSo I got out my credit card there was no time to wasteI ordered everything I could, delivery with hasteI bought restraints and handcuffs and all kind of bondage gearSome paddles and some nipple clamps, I think you get the ideaAnd when it was delivered I wrapped it all in redTied it with a ribbon and left it on the bedFifty Shades of Grey have taken her awayEach and every day - reading Fifty Shades of GreyShe came back from her mother's, she went upstairs to changeThen she came back down again looking very strangeShe came right out and asked me - 'was that really you'?And when I told her 'Yes' she said - 'my God I never knewThat you like pina colada and walking in the rainStanding by the ocean, knocking back champagne!'Now upstairs in the bedroom we're at it every nightAnd I may not be Christian Grey but I think we're doing alrightFifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades of GreyFifty Shades, Fifty Shades, Fifty Shades of GreyIt helps to keep life interesting I think you will agreeBut who is doing what to whom remains a mystery.....Fifty Shades of Grey - another game to playFifty Shades of Grey -what more can I say?(Laters Babe)

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